Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Worst Jace Ever.

If you happen to be controlling the board with your blue based deck, he can draw a bunch of cards, giving you even better odds of keeping the game in control. You're forced to make more difficult decisions if your opponent has creatures on the board by the time turn three rolls around. I was told not getting optimum value out of cards is a bad thing. I think it was a guy that attends 20 PTQ's a year and never wins. You're better off giving up when faced with adversity. Drawing one card and saving yourself some life doesn't sound fun at all.

Monday, January 31, 2011

Worst M11 titan ever.

So I have to pay 6 for an arc lighting!?!? Then all I get is a shivan dragon without flying that's +1/+1 bigger?!?! Oh yeah, and I have to arc lighting every time I attack!!! Thanks for nothing, Watt Cee!

Worst Bomb Ever.


The most badass card in Homelands. A prototype of "Troll Shroud" and a 4/4 body makes her a beast in any homelands block construsted or draft deck. They don't make human sized creatures any bigger than 2/3 or 3/2 anymore. That's some backward type bitch shit right there. I guess you have to be on a horse or something. Well she doesn't need a horse! You go girl.

The Worst Magic Card Ever!


Someone must have been fired for making this. I look as Skullclamp and say the same thing for entirely different reasons.